Hipster Sighting

Check List

1.) "Ironic" thrift store t-shirt (actual)

2.) 1980's short fitted jacket

3.) Straight leg, snug dark jeans (high waists here, but worn low)

4.) Gola and Addidas sneakers (Pumas are so 2004)

5.) kitschy vintage bag (simulated)

6.) Beard (just on boys)

7.) Vintage scooter


I own/wear/ride almost all of these items (none of my kitschy vintage is simulated)

Oh dear.