Ouch!

Went to the Veterans' Day BLOWOFF Saturday night. PACKED. Lots of military guys. They travel in pairs, it seems. A drunken woman, sitting on the vanity in the mens room, smoking, slurringly told me, "Those are perky titties you have there." Others must have thought so as well; 'cause, boy, are my nipples gonna be sore tomorrow. Oh wait, It is tomorrow.

Ow.