"I pay you for what?"

It's two thirty in the afternoon now, and so far I have done absolutely no business related work. None. I have far, far too much pending to be frittering away salaried hours with mindless time wasting pursuits. However, I am completely unsupervised and have elected today to set myself on a path of discovery and enlightenment. I have learned the following:

Your Seduction Style: Au Natural

You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it. That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power! The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism. You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world. Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in. You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you? You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways. Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you. As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you.

What Kind of Seducer Are You?

Who knew? I really didn't expect to register on that one at all.

Additional tests have revealed that my evil quotient is a paltry 48% (a real disappointment as I'd long ago committed my life to the dark forces) and that my "inner funky haircolor" is white (which is the only artificial hair color I have ever attempted, though it didn't work. All they could manage was a cheerful sunny golden blond, which I'm sure some how effected my evilness rating) I'm now going to delve into how shy I am, and which Japanese subculture would suit me best, perhaps Harajuku Girl. After the results are tallied, I'll order lunch. They don't seem to offer a test for it, but I remain proud and secure in the knowledge that in terms of being paid to waste time, I am surely in the highest percentile.