Thanksgiving!

Last year, the feast was at my Brother's sprawling ranch house in picturesque suburban New Jersey.

His Inlaws brought a chocolate turkey centerpiece, bigger than my head. Henry swung a chef's knife as guilotine, and lopped off the bird's head with one THWAK! His twin boys (from a brood of five)fought over the trophy. Then, I helped viviscect the chocolately carcass, and pass the pieces around. My Mother requested the parson's nose.

Sadly, no chocolate gibblets were found within.

I fed off the thing for most of two days, and took an additional scalp sized chunk with me for the long journey back to Philadelphia.

I finished it before we reached the station.